Britney Spears is opening up about the past two years of her life which friends and family refer to as the "batshit sandwich." During that time she got a divorce, went to rehab, started habitually flashing her cooch, bombed at the VMAs, lost custody of her children and then thought she was Mary Poppin's younger sister who likes to make amateur porn until someone put her in the psych ward. For a crazy person, you gotta admit she was productive. The AP reports:

"I sit there and I look back and I'm like, 'I'm a smart person. What the hell was I thinking?'" Spears said in an interview to air on MTV on Nov. 30, two days before the release of her new album. "I've been through a lot in the past two or three years, and there's a lot that people don't know."

"I'm a smart person." Okay, lying is probably not the best way to start a public confessional, but since you didn't throw feces at anyone, I'm gonna allow it - just this once.

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